Zack: All of the text on the card is literally about trees fucking.

Steve: Do Not Summon Treefolk.

Zack: Treefolk outside groaning all night dropping pine cones on my car. If they do it again tonight I'm setting fire to front yard.

Steve: I tried turning the hose on them but they just did it more!!

Zack: I hear if you lay some stumps out in your yard it will scare them off.

Steve: Yeah, that's great until you get one of those real sicko trees. Then you wake up and the stumps are covered in sap.

Zack: Nature is horrible. That's the lesson here. Do not meddle with nature.

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