Hey look guys! It's my old friend pot. Seems like he's been calling the kettle black again. What crazy antics will he get into next?

Damn kids and your music.

I stopped reading after "ok i".

That'll show them!

Even "N3WBI3" is flabbergasted by "PHAT LOBSTER'S" post.

"Samejima Mamimi", go to your room!

The worst part of all of this is that I work in a game store and have to deal with these fucks all the time.

Once and for all, fuck Dragon Ball Z. I'm sick of hearing about it.

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