Loyal AwfulVision reader Zibralter sent in this video of a soon-to-be internet sensation by the name of "Lurker Bunny". At first, I just kinda glanced over the video as I do with all the entries (what? you think I put effort into this article?) Then, something kinda grew on me, much in the way cancer grows on an otherwise healthy lung: this girl is really goddamn crazy. Like, not knowingly "Heh. I do it to piss people off!" crazy like Miss Jackie, but really honest-to-god loony bin crazy.
I honestly can't even stand to watch any more of her videos right now. Maybe I'll review some more later. For real, I couldn't stand the "fat girl who dressed all wacky and is all outgoing because no one would fuck her" in High School and I still can't.
It did get me wondering, though: I wonder if Lurker Bunny did humanity a favor and kept her insanity on YouTube? As it turns out, no. No she did not. Were you really expecting anything else?
(Also, I'm going to go ahead and 'fess up: A lot of this week's stuff isn't going to be video based. I am sorry, but the horror of Lurker Bunny deserves more than just having her dumb videos mocked)
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!