> scream endlessly
a hole-y ghost
> scream long enough that people start to think you won't stop but don't scream endlessly. that would take too long
> Make your two heads smooch and invite Johnny to join in
> acknowledge Johnny as the better man and take you and your small penis out of the bar
> fail at coming up with an insult to throw at johnny before leaving, pack up your shit and walk up the mountain while thinking of all the witty snipes you could've thrown if you were cool
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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