Last page. Forgive me?

"harrybozack" found this woman very enthusiastically stuffing this rather freaky turkey:

"illumn8d" made this lovely lady who seems shocked to find a sack o' diamonds. I guess she's used to seeing other sacks... eh? EH!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"illum8d" likes his girls HUNGRY. HUNGRY FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES (no lettuce plz)!

"liquorhead" made this disturbing image. Nice clam.

"zypher88" made me a little ill with this charmer. Good thing it's the last one.

– Emily "Integral" Reigel

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