OH MY GOODNESS!! PAGE 3 AND STILL NO PORN!!

"DrMeths" likes women who know how to blow... air into a tuba to produce fine musical tones!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--***BANG***

"Food_Motivated" showed that his name was accurate when he created this disturbing altered pie.

"Krispy Kareem" imagines women as either porn stars or mothers, the bigot. He should know that a woman's place is in the kitchen.

"Mindless" is ready for a picnic of love!

"MojoMonkey's" Spider-Sense was tingling when he created this image... AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.

  • Helping Your Real Friends Move

    Helping Your Real Friends Move

    A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.