I promise, no more bad sexual innuendos.

"Stepping_Razor" thought he'd take a little boat ride... IN THE LOVE CANAL!

"Synaesthesia" read this morning's headlines: SEXY SEX SEX SEXY SEX!!!

"TY2K" has a messy pie-eater fetish:

"TY2K" also created this vision of ABSOLUTE TERROR:

"blairerickson" hit the nail on the head with this one. The NAIL... on the HEAD.

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