Adults in Children's Costumes!
There's John Elway and then there's PlantRobot. It's gotten to where I can't tell the difference anymore.
Esplanade plays it by ear. By "it," we're referring to the cello.
Diet Coke made something that'll really blow up your eye globes.
Tartan Target sullies this beautiful thread by suggesting that all babies want to be feeble, crusty old white men.