Measurection
Okay, so who jerked off to Ginger when they were a kid? Come on, don't lie.

One day I'll be number 1...

He's a regular Andy Dick when it comes to pissing.

You know, fuck this. I could have gone to school, gotten a good job, maybe meet a nice girl, start a family, you know, normal stuff. But no, I gotta sit here on a Saturday night and read about 61-year-old men talking about getting fucking boners for Santa Claus. BONERS FOR SANTA CLAUS! Fuck!

Plantain factory.
After the last few posts this one almost seems normal.
