Steve: Angelcorn 3:16 means I just flexed my ass.
Zack: The Nightlords have an "accessories only" dress code.Steve: So is this war or horror?
Zack: Horror. A giant saw blade cuts a unicorn angel in half vertically. Pretty scary.
Zack: Also great to see Nightbane is really bringing things down to a level everybody can empathize with so the horror feels all the more real.
Steve: Maybe the horror is inside of our terrifying unicorn angel bodies.
Zack: Maybe normal humans are terrifying to unicorn angels. We're the horror!
Steve: It's just like my nightmare where I'm a barbarian and I have to fly on Southwest Airlines and the stewardess is really mean and I have to buy two seats for my axe.
Zack: This didn't happen.
Steve: Way to step all over my "huge axe" joke.
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He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.