Steve: You enter a wizard laboratory full of all kinds of pickled animals and beakers full of odd-colored fluids.
Zack: How many skulls are there?
Steve: Nine.Zack: Whoa. High roller.
Steve: There is a door and another staircase leading up.
Zack: Hang on, before I continue I want to destroy a bunch of wizard equipment. Just smash and kick the crap out of it. Dump out some aborted dopplegangers and fart elixir.
Steve: You leave the laboratory a smashed wreck. Ascending to the next floor of the tower you can hear a steady chanting.
Zack: I'll investigate, but I'm cautious about hearing too much of the chant. I'm going to holler and make a big ruckus.
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"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.