Steve: You enter a wizard laboratory full of all kinds of pickled animals and beakers full of odd-colored fluids.
Zack: How many skulls are there?
Steve: Nine.Zack: Whoa. High roller.
Steve: There is a door and another staircase leading up.
Zack: Hang on, before I continue I want to destroy a bunch of wizard equipment. Just smash and kick the crap out of it. Dump out some aborted dopplegangers and fart elixir.
Steve: You leave the laboratory a smashed wreck. Ascending to the next floor of the tower you can hear a steady chanting.
Zack: I'll investigate, but I'm cautious about hearing too much of the chant. I'm going to holler and make a big ruckus.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.