Steve: You enter a wizard laboratory full of all kinds of pickled animals and beakers full of odd-colored fluids.

Zack: How many skulls are there?

Steve: Nine.

Zack: Whoa. High roller.

Steve: There is a door and another staircase leading up.

Zack: Hang on, before I continue I want to destroy a bunch of wizard equipment. Just smash and kick the crap out of it. Dump out some aborted dopplegangers and fart elixir.

Steve: You leave the laboratory a smashed wreck. Ascending to the next floor of the tower you can hear a steady chanting.

Zack: I'll investigate, but I'm cautious about hearing too much of the chant. I'm going to holler and make a big ruckus.

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