FAKE Las Vegas - Gambling At Every Turn!
One of the biggest complaints we've heard regarding Las Vegas (besides the high crime rate, pollution-filled air, and inhuman living conditions) is that it's simply too difficult to find slot machines to gamble on. While Las Vegas casinos are jam packed full of shiny "one armed bandits", one has to usually go through numerous eating establishments, clothing stores, and various other tourist traps that prey on the cash from ignorant vacationing families. At FAKE Las Vegas, you don't have to worry about this because the chance to gamble is always an arm's length away! Take a look at some of the most popular gambling concepts we have created:
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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