FAKE Las Vegas - Gambling At Every Turn!
One of the biggest complaints we've heard regarding Las Vegas (besides the high crime rate, pollution-filled air, and inhuman living conditions) is that it's simply too difficult to find slot machines to gamble on. While Las Vegas casinos are jam packed full of shiny "one armed bandits", one has to usually go through numerous eating establishments, clothing stores, and various other tourist traps that prey on the cash from ignorant vacationing families. At FAKE Las Vegas, you don't have to worry about this because the chance to gamble is always an arm's length away! Take a look at some of the most popular gambling concepts we have created:
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