I HATE YOU PAGE 02

Denise Wadworth, professional parrot trainer. She trains her birds to look as embarassing as she does. Lookin good there Polly, now wipe those streams of drool off your fucking chin.
I fucking hate ravers. Raving Fruit Boy wears stupidass jewelry so he'll be the coolest kid at the Nitrous Oxide tent. I'd like to break a lamp in his face.
Man-Nun smokes a Tampon. Keep it up, fool.
TWO THUMBS UP FOR OSCAR WILDE! MORON.
Pat Bryons works at some computer place by the mall. He says "If you're looking for the rest of the tech department, you might want to look in my sandwich."
The Gay Brothers found a homeless drifter and invited him to their man-party. Everybody aboard the meat train! WOO!