A dirty woman bites you and gives you an infection and suddenly you're Count Fucking Dracula.
It's gotta be because you're all so fun to be around.
The threads where people split hairs about stupid shit that doesn't actually exist are my favorites.
I know that some people see women as objects but I didn't think anyone saw them as biological soda machines.
Sleeping with your decorative knife collection is never recommended.
2. He's not.
3. A few too many off the side of a bridge.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
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