A dirty woman bites you and gives you an infection and suddenly you're Count Fucking Dracula.
It's gotta be because you're all so fun to be around.
The threads where people split hairs about stupid shit that doesn't actually exist are my favorites.
I know that some people see women as objects but I didn't think anyone saw them as biological soda machines.
Sleeping with your decorative knife collection is never recommended.
2. He's not.
3. A few too many off the side of a bridge.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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