A dirty woman bites you and gives you an infection and suddenly you're Count Fucking Dracula.
It's gotta be because you're all so fun to be around.
The threads where people split hairs about stupid shit that doesn't actually exist are my favorites.
I know that some people see women as objects but I didn't think anyone saw them as biological soda machines.
Sleeping with your decorative knife collection is never recommended.
2. He's not.
3. A few too many off the side of a bridge.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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