Just in case you were wondering if any of these guys might have criminal records...
This marriage is going to have to last because neither of them will find anyone like this ever again.
Sabrina always has to be different.
Oh fuck, I think this is a threat.
At this moment I am in absolute awe of the human race.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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