Just in case you were wondering if any of these guys might have criminal records...

This marriage is going to have to last because neither of them will find anyone like this ever again.

Sabrina always has to be different.

Oh fuck, I think this is a threat.

(____)

At this moment I am in absolute awe of the human race.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Princess Lollipop, The Admiral, Marxux, SonicVenom, vozz, Only Shapes, puffery, Bounce, Stormlobster, 19, Rick, Johnny Ringo, Vintage Bonaduce, Smacklug, breathstealer, Colonel Blimp, rubber cat, SleepyBandit, and Mogomra.

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