Just in case you were wondering if any of these guys might have criminal records...
This marriage is going to have to last because neither of them will find anyone like this ever again.
Sabrina always has to be different.
Oh fuck, I think this is a threat.
At this moment I am in absolute awe of the human race.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Princess Lollipop, The Admiral, Marxux, SonicVenom, vozz, Only Shapes, puffery, Bounce, Stormlobster, 19, Rick, Johnny Ringo, Vintage Bonaduce, Smacklug, breathstealer, Colonel Blimp, rubber cat, SleepyBandit, and Mogomra.
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Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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