Of course! I get it now, what a great plan!

14.55 Norm from Cheers.
12.45 Can't find my catcher's mitt. Checked garage. BO in the north. Lasagna for dinner.

Damn that street theatre! When will someone put a stop to their insidious singing and dancing?

Easy money idea #19: Buy a bunch of electronic stud finders and market them as "psychotronic device" detectors.

So he's crazy and he doesn't shower, nice.

ELF SIGNAL DETECTED
MESSAGE FROM SANTA
"I know if you are naughty or nice!"

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