Of course! I get it now, what a great plan!
14.55 Norm from Cheers.
12.45 Can't find my catcher's mitt. Checked garage. BO in the north. Lasagna for dinner.
Damn that street theatre! When will someone put a stop to their insidious singing and dancing?
Easy money idea #19: Buy a bunch of electronic stud finders and market them as "psychotronic device" detectors.
So he's crazy and he doesn't shower, nice.
ELF SIGNAL DETECTED
MESSAGE FROM SANTA
"I know if you are naughty or nice!"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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