Forum of Darkness
I'm a vampire and I just bit you so you're dead. You're dead, I say!
What's the worst that could happen? Besides having to read many more "ladymoon89" posts, I mean.
I love the craft, I made a decorative picture frame with nothing but glitter and dry macaroni.
All you have to do is tell your friends at school you're a vampire, and blood will appear before long!
I had my covers blown open, but I had to eat a lot of vegetables to do it.
I wonder if Child Protective Services has cars with lights and sirens on the top, or if they at least have those portable ones that plug into the cigarette lighter and stick to the top of the car with magnets, because that's what they should be using right now as they drive over to "D_A's" house.
The only way "deaddude" could possibly get a girl to freak out is if she has an asthma attack after laughing really hard.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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