Forum of Darkness
I'm a vampire and I just bit you so you're dead. You're dead, I say!
What's the worst that could happen? Besides having to read many more "ladymoon89" posts, I mean.
I love the craft, I made a decorative picture frame with nothing but glitter and dry macaroni.
All you have to do is tell your friends at school you're a vampire, and blood will appear before long!
I had my covers blown open, but I had to eat a lot of vegetables to do it.
I wonder if Child Protective Services has cars with lights and sirens on the top, or if they at least have those portable ones that plug into the cigarette lighter and stick to the top of the car with magnets, because that's what they should be using right now as they drive over to "D_A's" house.
The only way "deaddude" could possibly get a girl to freak out is if she has an asthma attack after laughing really hard.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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