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I don't know what the damn story is with this kid, but apparently he's some kind of 15-year-old SuperChristian whose life was saved by anime or some such nonsense. He loves to talk about it all the time!

Whatever you say, weirdo straight guy!

This is a little like The Neverending Story except instead of not ending, it never gets any less sad.

His heart's in the right place, it's just the brain that's the problem.

I don't know what he's talking about now but I'll assume it's some heavily nerdy shit.

Those ain't dreams, buddy, those are nightmares.

"Oh my anime princess, one day the barriers between our two worlds will be broken and you will be mine..."

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