I don't know what the damn story is with this kid, but apparently he's some kind of 15-year-old SuperChristian whose life was saved by anime or some such nonsense. He loves to talk about it all the time!
Whatever you say, weirdo straight guy!
This is a little like The Neverending Story except instead of not ending, it never gets any less sad.
His heart's in the right place, it's just the brain that's the problem.
I don't know what he's talking about now but I'll assume it's some heavily nerdy shit.
Those ain't dreams, buddy, those are nightmares.
"Oh my anime princess, one day the barriers between our two worlds will be broken and you will be mine..."
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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