I don't know what the damn story is with this kid, but apparently he's some kind of 15-year-old SuperChristian whose life was saved by anime or some such nonsense. He loves to talk about it all the time!
Whatever you say, weirdo straight guy!
This is a little like The Neverending Story except instead of not ending, it never gets any less sad.
His heart's in the right place, it's just the brain that's the problem.
I don't know what he's talking about now but I'll assume it's some heavily nerdy shit.
Those ain't dreams, buddy, those are nightmares.
"Oh my anime princess, one day the barriers between our two worlds will be broken and you will be mine..."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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