Simple English Wikipedia
All the drama and factual errors of the regular Wikipedia in a simplified text format so that children and those just learning English can share in the fun.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Now they're just copying stuff out of encyclopedias.
Damn scientists, thinking they're all smart with their words and theories.
What a bitch.
I'm just going to print all of these articles out and give them to my future kids when they start asking questions.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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