Simple English Wikipedia
All the drama and factual errors of the regular Wikipedia in a simplified text format so that children and those just learning English can share in the fun.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Now they're just copying stuff out of encyclopedias.
Damn scientists, thinking they're all smart with their words and theories.
What a bitch.
I'm just going to print all of these articles out and give them to my future kids when they start asking questions.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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