Simple English Wikipedia

All the drama and factual errors of the regular Wikipedia in a simplified text format so that children and those just learning English can share in the fun.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Now they're just copying stuff out of encyclopedias.

Damn scientists, thinking they're all smart with their words and theories.

What a bitch.

I'm just going to print all of these articles out and give them to my future kids when they start asking questions.

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