Simple English Wikipedia
All the drama and factual errors of the regular Wikipedia in a simplified text format so that children and those just learning English can share in the fun.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Now they're just copying stuff out of encyclopedias.
Damn scientists, thinking they're all smart with their words and theories.
What a bitch.
I'm just going to print all of these articles out and give them to my future kids when they start asking questions.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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