I'd like to have a few words with whoever is funding this ill-conceived endeavor. Those words being: What, the, and fuck.
Not all lesbians are hot. Told ya.
Here's one: Go to hell, you fat motherfucking son of a bitch with your bigass head and your disgusting neck looking like a pack of fucked up hotdogs.
A thought so nice he said it twice.
I'm pretty sure she's going to find out she's getting fat, dude.
"horrified" lives on top of a mountain.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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