I'd like to have a few words with whoever is funding this ill-conceived endeavor. Those words being: What, the, and fuck.

Not all lesbians are hot. Told ya.

Here's one: Go to hell, you fat motherfucking son of a bitch with your bigass head and your disgusting neck looking like a pack of fucked up hotdogs.

A thought so nice he said it twice.

I'm pretty sure she's going to find out she's getting fat, dude.

"horrified" lives on top of a mountain.

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