I'd like to have a few words with whoever is funding this ill-conceived endeavor. Those words being: What, the, and fuck.
Not all lesbians are hot. Told ya.
Here's one: Go to hell, you fat motherfucking son of a bitch with your bigass head and your disgusting neck looking like a pack of fucked up hotdogs.
A thought so nice he said it twice.
I'm pretty sure she's going to find out she's getting fat, dude.
"horrified" lives on top of a mountain.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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