That's strange, somehow I'm not hungry anymore.

I'm getting so sick of dumb people that come in and post on a forum that's about willingly becoming as obese as possible. They just don't belong!

My first reaction was to think that "big_belly" would die unloved and alone, but that's not what's going to happen. He or she will probably be surrounded by a team of doctors and a load of med students crowded around taking notes.

My opinion is AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY? WHY????

Hahahaha.

We need you now more than ever, Darwin.

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