I have a disaster kit ready for the day the big one hits.

I fail to see how someone good with English could care enough about "Leet" to write a huge article about it.

"I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie" is my favorite song, even moreso than "The World is a Vampire"

Though they may be nerds, Wikipedia editors can be as delightfully chauvinistic as anyone.

"Hhnnn" was nominated to become a featured article, you monster!

Best $320 I've ever spent!

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