I have a disaster kit ready for the day the big one hits.
I fail to see how someone good with English could care enough about "Leet" to write a huge article about it.
"I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie" is my favorite song, even moreso than "The World is a Vampire"
Though they may be nerds, Wikipedia editors can be as delightfully chauvinistic as anyone.
"Hhnnn" was nominated to become a featured article, you monster!
Best $320 I've ever spent!
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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