Zack: In 1255 I.R. the Flumps did a crazy donut burn out on the Gumbion home world of Jemk.

Steve: 1260 I.R. a Whoobber betrayed the Shamalama Dank Dumpions causing the Frox Incursion.

Zack: 1280 I.R. a Yoda discovered a baby Frodo and it raised him and taught him and now a Frodo is king of the Yodas.

Steve: Why is the stewardess devil woman doing magic?

Zack: Because it's Palladium, Steve. You have a book about aliens, why not throw magic in there too?

Steve: I shudder at the thought of what the Dyteens will do to the Shissans with magic.

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