Zack: Is that the spell that makes Harry Potter takes off all his clothes on stage because he wants to fuck a horse?
Steve: There are easier ways to vacuum under a horse.
Zack: Dyson has an attachment for that.
Zack: Also, I'm not really buying how calm that horse looks. I've been around horses and they will freak out if you wear the wrong color of shirt. They are dumb as hell.Steve: Maybe that horse is telling you that you need to wear some better shirts.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.