Steve: Mobiliequus!

Zack: Is that the spell that makes Harry Potter takes off all his clothes on stage because he wants to fuck a horse?

Steve: There are easier ways to vacuum under a horse.

Zack: Dyson has an attachment for that.

Zack: Also, I'm not really buying how calm that horse looks. I've been around horses and they will freak out if you wear the wrong color of shirt. They are dumb as hell.

Steve: Maybe that horse is telling you that you need to wear some better shirts.
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