Zack: I am getting a rude boner looking at this nun's boobs with those nips.
Steve: Loving those nips. Glad they drew them on there.
Zack: Getting me all worked up with that hot action. Yeah, girl, you smack that skeleton. Smack it hard with that busted board.
Steve: She got me bustin' boards. With my board.
Zack: Can't stop looking at those nips. Is this real? Are they allowed to show us something this sexy?
Steve: It might be illegal.
Zack: I might be going to sex hell but my body loves it.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.