Zack: Parasites are scary. Inescapable, burrowing, murder parasites are really scary.
Steve: When you pick something like rot grubs you're really picking the Dungeon Master.
Steve: If a tree falls in the woodland hex and there's no party there to fail their reflex save and suffer 12d10 damage resulting in a total party kill did it really fall at all?
Zack: Only if the fallen tree is part of the read-aloud text for a subsequent ambush scene.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.