Zack: Hobo Santa is putting some dogs on the naughty list.

Steve: I wish I could teach my dog to drink out of straws.

Zack: Any reason or are you just being aspirational?

Steve: I want to watch him drink out of a straw. I know that would be hilarious.

Zack: My neighbors had a horse that drank root beer when I was growing up. It rated maybe a "slightly amusing" the first time and then dropped off dramatically each subsequent time.

Steve: He'd make a sour face when he drinks lemonade!

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