You’ve seen your father dispose of many creatures similar to this one, but a wave of kindness overwhelms you and you feel compelled to help it up. As you near the creature, it gurgles and snaps its jaws at you. Blood gushes from between its rotting teeth. Though hostile, it seems too weak to stand. > REPLACE ROTTING TEETH WITH PACKING PEANUTS
Something Awful’s Everdraed presents an animated political illustration decrying the sordid actions of our president, Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, and his wife Michelle Hussein Obama. Audio for this video clip is the US national anthem as performed by James Brown.
Something Awful's music writers shed light on which acts to see at South by Southwest and which to avoid. NOTE: In the likely case that you're not actually going to SXSW, this update also works as a way to try new stuff and find a cool band you hadn't heard that will make you want to play all their other songs on Spotify or whatever.