The SA forum goons turn random homage into something transcendent.
Basement Dance Studio -- Dance bug may cause distortions!
2012: The Alchemy of Time -- Ellie Crystal's Apocalypse!
A woman becomes obsessed with the belief that there are too many boxes in the world. She submits the complaint "too many boxes" to the police department. Her note eventually ends up in the inbox of the Box Control division. The crusty box detective agrees to take the case.
"Halloween III: Season of the Witch" marked a notable departure for the franchise, in that it was not a horror film about a serial killer but instead a documentary about the rise and fall of a colorful toy magnate. Something Awful has a treat for you: An interview with that movie's controversial central figure, Conal Cochran.
The Classics in Manga Format -- Fair is foul!
Johnny, we would like to talk to you about your drawings. No, no, they're not bad. They're very impressive. We just have some... questions.
Chairs and tables were overturned; posters depicting ancient warriors were ripped; computer monitors lay on their sides, the screens flickering like candles at a vigil. And then there were the bodies. The man beamed, then shouted: "In theory, I am the greatest swordsman who ever lived!"
"MTV is Satan's way" -- Virgin Mary, 1992
The Art of Taurin Fox -- Commissioned gay furry porn!
Petticoat Punishment Makeovers -- From guys to dolls!
Released Reactions: "Hardcore Giga Sized..." -- Run!
The island looked pretty awesome, so I thought, I'll take the cooler and chill out for a while. There weren't a lot of people on the beach, which was nice at first, but then I found out that's because the water is filled with GODDAMN DRAGONS AND SNAKES AND SWIMMING HORSES.
Dear Max, They gave me a different partner because you weren’t here, and he was a mirthless fellow who gnawed my toes. Also, I had to be a “spy,” which is nothing like a hero. You are not allowed to use powers and kill aliens. You just watch villains and become confused. Maybe you will understand what happened better than I did.
Dear Max, the Instructors told me I could send you my own Reading Time, so you could see for yourself what it’s like Outside. Please believe these words and pictures. I hope you will understand them superior grade, so you can join me and we can be heroes together. Your friend, Stevie