The Something Awful team remembers film actor Leslie Nielsen.
You know bout I seen that boy How He Look So Fresh on the corner the other day? He was posted up by that dog statue. And he got this hat on, made entirely out of glass. Word is bond. How He Look So Fresh was posted on the corner in a glass hat.
The indisputable mathematical fact of chess is that, over time, black always gonna tend toward victory in the long run. Just how the statistics line up. White gotta keep making moves, tripping over his damn self; black just gotta wait it out. For whenever white makes a move, he puts himself yet deeper into disadvantage. Zugzwang, cousin.
Update: Since we originally printed this story, KRUT-5 News has learned that the individual quoted extensively throughout was not Lizzie Harcourt, author of The Guy Paradox: How To Catch Cheaters, Dump Losers & Survive The Dating Scene. Due to an error in communication, KRUT-5 News mistakenly interviewed a raving, undermedicated street person
Some crimes are so heinous that our society devotes its fullest resources to bringing their perpetrators to justice. Others, like aggravated shrimp displacement, dog harassment and correspondence with an endangered species, don't warrant as much attention.
The entrepreneurial spirit is flourishing in today's bullish economy! Now's the perfect time to start your own company, and I've got ten foolproof business plans that are practically guaranteed to make you rich (as long as you're willing to share with me). Read on to learn about sock subscriptions, bird carcass recycling and restaurant vomiting!
It's called partywhistling, and your son or daughter might be doing it right now. And they might be dead already. KRUT-5 News investigates the new teen fad that's six times worse than sexting, jenkem, jelly bracelets and cyberbullying combined.
Over the last ten years, Urban Dictionary has become the internet’s most trusted source for street slang, retarded inside jokes and non-existent sexual terminology. This week, Jed Kirchner and David Thorpe delve into its murky to uncover the worst of the bad.
On January 16th, 2010, Excursion experienced a catastrophic failure during the launch process, resulting in the complete explosive disintegration of the craft shortly after takeoff. This document, as ordered by the NASA Accountability and Safety Agency (hereafter referred to as "NASA"), seeks to outline the cause or causes of this tragedy.