When was the last time you cool ranched? Do you still have what it takes to be nacho cheesier?
The Carrier Classic, a basketball game played on the USS Carl Vinson Aircraft Carrier occurred on Friday. Magic Johnson, the President, camouflage jerseys. It was a wonderful way to honor the troops. But, believe it or not, the Carrier Classic is not the first time schools and military teamed for a glorious show of awkward patriotism.
As the primary caregiver within the university, you are responsible for helping thousands of students throughout the school year. To streamline the process and allow you to assist as many students as possible, here is a list of all ailments and corresponding treatments you are to encounter.
I didn't bring my copper stealing gear and feral rottweiler here so that some mildly autistic turd like you could claim bottom bunk.
Suffer the heat and BO to win this year’s scavenger hunt. If you’ve ever wondered where the world’s Wheel of Fortune fans let loose or desired to see a live episode of Maury unfold before your very eyes, then go. Bring your camera, this list, and your sense of adventure and see how much you see.
For five months the owners and players have argued, fought, and sent awkwardly spelled tweets at one another. Now, with the lockout possibly coming to an end, it’s time to take a look back at the trivial squabbles that have gained the attention of about seven people
To those that are lonely, dejected, retired with too much time on your hands, hear me and obey. Though you need not the discount, need not the free one if you buy four at full price, with every nickel you save off the price of Sunny Delight, you too are saving yourself.
Green Lantern bombed, but the advertising gurus that created Jared and the $5 Footlong have a few backups.
In this issue of Bouquet-Humping Monthly we've sure got a challenge for you! Two single hunks at the peak of their talent spill their guts in their search for a special hubba-hubba-hubba, and you, fabulous reader, get to pick whichever fits your fancy.