Steve: In a wild divergence from Rifts, the bad guys in Nightbane are way into skulls.
Zack: "Oh, hey Ted, where did you get that sweet shirt with your face on the front?"
Steve: Skulls are horrifying because they are a reminder of mortality. Specifically, skulls will murder you.
Zack: *Spends a million dollars on skull throne. Doesn't bother buying socks*
Steve: I think one giant skull might have sent the message.
Zack: What message was that?Steve: "Think about the size of the dude I had to kill to get this."
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.