Steve: In a wild divergence from Rifts, the bad guys in Nightbane are way into skulls.
Zack: "Oh, hey Ted, where did you get that sweet shirt with your face on the front?"
Steve: Skulls are horrifying because they are a reminder of mortality. Specifically, skulls will murder you.
Zack: *Spends a million dollars on skull throne. Doesn't bother buying socks*
Steve: I think one giant skull might have sent the message.
Zack: What message was that?Steve: "Think about the size of the dude I had to kill to get this."
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.