Steve: In a wild divergence from Rifts, the bad guys in Nightbane are way into skulls.
Zack: "Oh, hey Ted, where did you get that sweet shirt with your face on the front?"
Steve: Skulls are horrifying because they are a reminder of mortality. Specifically, skulls will murder you.
Zack: *Spends a million dollars on skull throne. Doesn't bother buying socks*
Steve: I think one giant skull might have sent the message.
Zack: What message was that?Steve: "Think about the size of the dude I had to kill to get this."
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.