Steve: In a wild divergence from Rifts, the bad guys in Nightbane are way into skulls.

Zack: "Oh, hey Ted, where did you get that sweet shirt with your face on the front?"

Steve: Skulls are horrifying because they are a reminder of mortality. Specifically, skulls will murder you.

Zack: *Spends a million dollars on skull throne. Doesn't bother buying socks*

Steve: I think one giant skull might have sent the message.

Zack: What message was that?

Steve: "Think about the size of the dude I had to kill to get this."
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