Mankind had a grotesque and insatiable appetite to eat whatever plants and animals he could find! No creature was safe from being eaten!
The majestic and graceful dinosaurs were one of the first truly "sentient" creatures to ever be born. Studies have shown that dinosaurs were able to read, write, and sing to their babies every night!
Alas, these human implements of destruction sought to murder all the peaceful dinosaurs so they could eat them.
"My Dance of Healing will mend your wounds. It takes two days, though."
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
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