Mankind had a grotesque and insatiable appetite to eat whatever plants and animals he could find! No creature was safe from being eaten!
The majestic and graceful dinosaurs were one of the first truly "sentient" creatures to ever be born. Studies have shown that dinosaurs were able to read, write, and sing to their babies every night!
Alas, these human implements of destruction sought to murder all the peaceful dinosaurs so they could eat them.
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
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