Mankind had a grotesque and insatiable appetite to eat whatever plants and animals he could find! No creature was safe from being eaten!
The majestic and graceful dinosaurs were one of the first truly "sentient" creatures to ever be born. Studies have shown that dinosaurs were able to read, write, and sing to their babies every night!
Alas, these human implements of destruction sought to murder all the peaceful dinosaurs so they could eat them.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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