Mankind had a grotesque and insatiable appetite to eat whatever plants and animals he could find! No creature was safe from being eaten!
The majestic and graceful dinosaurs were one of the first truly "sentient" creatures to ever be born. Studies have shown that dinosaurs were able to read, write, and sing to their babies every night!
Alas, these human implements of destruction sought to murder all the peaceful dinosaurs so they could eat them.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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