"Sam" sure does love to talk about black people.

Is this the "racial war" the white nationalists were talking about?

"Axe Maniac" is a great American hero.

According to the German Counsel of Tourism, Germany wasn't a country until 1946. Hmmm...

"LordVague"? What the fuck kind of dumbshit name is "LordVague"? I feel sorry for anyone trying to get directions from this guy. "Hey buddy could you point me in the direction of the freeway?" "Yeah sure. Just go back that way." "Well I just came from that direction. Could you be a little more specific?" "No."

Yes, "Admin", all Jewish people use to live in the World Trade Center.

Oh "White-Fire" you'll bury us all.

ME BIG TOUGH AMERICAN! ME SMASH CHINESE! ROAR!!!

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