I don't know what "Totse" means in English but I think it translates to "kid shithead forum."
Molson Lite is the best beer ever and Supermarket Sweep is the best TV show ever (I have only watched TV 3 times.)
"ITS FOR AN IPOD THAT I NEEEEEEED"
I think it's safe to assume anyone who's resorting to drinking this shit isn't lucky.
Apparently this man from Hungary has never gotten a blob in his life. Personally, I think he IS the blob and it's a trick because the blob was always hungry and you had to feed it and hungry is a very similar word to Hungary and the blob probably thinks us people are too dumb to figure it out. Think again, blob.
"kernel" gets it! I don't know what "it" is, but he gets it in spades!
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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