Totse Again

I don't know what "Totse" means in English but I think it translates to "kid shithead forum."

Molson Lite is the best beer ever and Supermarket Sweep is the best TV show ever (I have only watched TV 3 times.)


I think it's safe to assume anyone who's resorting to drinking this shit isn't lucky.

Apparently this man from Hungary has never gotten a blob in his life. Personally, I think he IS the blob and it's a trick because the blob was always hungry and you had to feed it and hungry is a very similar word to Hungary and the blob probably thinks us people are too dumb to figure it out. Think again, blob.

"kernel" gets it! I don't know what "it" is, but he gets it in spades!

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