Zack: "SECRET?" "No. It's S-CRET." "SECRETE?" *points* "Get the fuck out of my sector."

Steve: I'm digging the periscope on the shoulder that allows him to see three inches higher than before.

Zack: Knowing Kevin Siembieda that's probably a mini-micro-missile launcher. Missile launchers to suits of Siembieda power armor are what gargoyles are to cathedrals.

Steve: Missiles to Siembieda armor equals skulls to Warhammer armor.

Zack: Warhammer armor IS a cathedral.

Steve: And my body is a temple to Khorne.

Zack: Hot yoga, coconut water, granola and lots of blood.

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