Feeders are those who want themselves or others to become morbidly obese on purpose. You learn something new and frightening every day.
I just asked my magic 8-ball what she should do and it said "Outlook not so good," which just adds to the list of things about "Fran" that look not so good.
All right. Thanks for clearing that up, "fatmother34," because I was going to go around town tomorrow spreading the word about your amazing tale, and I wouldn't want to be embarrassed when I'm at some restaurant telling the story and some guy yells from the other side of the room, "Hey, you talkin' about fatmother34?" and I go, "Yeah!" and he says, "Her kid's name is pronounced Sah-van-eh, you asshole!" That would be so humiliating.
It is no longer fun to stay at the YMCA.
Immobility, oh baby. My body becoming its own prison, mmmmm, that's what dreams are made of.
"madb" is going to die on the toilet.
"Tychondarova" seems eager to find out why the girl hasn't collapsed into a black hole.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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