Battle to the death.
Pat's banned, so let's talk about Pat. Pat stinks!
I know a couple PSP owners that might find an actual heart rate monitor useful.
They probably think this because "ZRod" has been infected with a crippling dose of stupid.
His ass must have come off because he's leaving shit all over this forum.
"You're stupid" has 11 letters... this is getting creepy!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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