Battle to the death.

Pat's banned, so let's talk about Pat. Pat stinks!

I know a couple PSP owners that might find an actual heart rate monitor useful.

They probably think this because "ZRod" has been infected with a crippling dose of stupid.

His ass must have come off because he's leaving shit all over this forum.

"You're stupid" has 11 letters... this is getting creepy!

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