don't look at the person, look at the door and rotate it around, inspect it, etc, "oh yeah this is a classic early Wilson 4-footer, just look at the nice art deco push handles and everything, they just haven't made 'em like this since the 60s"
Slam it in their face and say "when God closes a door, he opens a window." Then throw a rock through the window.
Stare hard in their eyes as they pass you by and whisper behind them, "Wake up. Please- wake up."
Sing 'Love Is An Open Door' from Frozen, but slowly start to weep as you get further into the song.
Bodily insert yourself into a group of people far from your own age, stop them all and say "holy shit guys I love doing this!" Throw open the door with as much enthusiasm as you can muster. Watch the door slowly close on its own, staring in awe.
Thank everyone for their patience and go on your merry way.
oh this? i just wanted to see what this door looks like when it's open
normally i don't do this, but you? you're special.
You'll do just fine!
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
check it out no hands
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PRESIDENT OF LATVERIA!
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
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