Zack: Ah, the sport of kings: ripped dude gem prance.
Steve: I think they show this sport on ESPN 15 late at night. The Latvian ESPN channel.Zack: *Throws betting stubs in air as Mega-Mohawk's Lucky Lady comes in last*
Steve: In a world where horses are worth more than men, the men will be the horses.
Zack: Or will they be the cars? Only time will tell.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.