Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...
All crime is legal during The Purge. I guess that makes it okay for Jason Segel to beat up somebody's dog.
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.
This is the dawning of the Age of Extinction...
Frankie Valli: The blockbuster action hero for a new millennium!
I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.
Apparently Seth Rogen is now a responsible adult.
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
In memory of exploding Paul Walker.
Cyberspace is For Real.
A slightly belated look at some good movies.
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
This is all your fault.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
Everybody loves sequels, right?
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
These games are making me hungry!
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Old men get their human rights violated for your entertainment.
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Sandra Bullock falls into the void.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
The Bourne Machinery? Are you guys even trying anymore?
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Don't get me started on this one.
More than meets the eye. No, wait... wrong robots.
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess?
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Spring Break, bitches!
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
He's back again...
Gangsters beware! There's a squad against you now.
It's the bad week to end all bad weeks. Must be awards season.
2012 sure was a bleak year.
A boy and his tiger go to sea, adventures abound.
The conclusion of the greatest love story of our generation... probably.
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