All that expression says to me is "I am not an actor."
Godzilla is for real.
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.
This is all your fault.
We are tending to all your speed needs.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
You know how this one ends.
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
That Awkward Moment when there are no good films.
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
The Current Releases team and a whole host of friends pile on the year of 2013.
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
He's back... again.
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Old men get their human rights violated for your entertainment.
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Insert poker analogy here.
Dads in search of daughters. Where are their daughters? They want them back.
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Look at that shiny orange head!
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Don't get me started on this one.
More than meets the eye. No, wait... wrong robots.
That's not The Lone Ranger. He's not even alone.
It's powerful and brilliant. You'll all hate it.
Is it a bird? Is it a pla- ...wait, we already did this joke.
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess?
The backs of bald men and other exciting images await inside.
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
Joy of joys, they made another one.
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
Why not recreate The Rock's head with a boiled egg this Easter weekend? It's fun for all the family.
Spring Break, bitches!
Like we'd believe any magic trick from someone with such terrible hair plugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Ah, what a lovely day to die hard.
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
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