American Hustle; The Wolf of Wall Street; 47 Ronin
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues; Inside Llewyn Davis; Her; Nebraska; Contracted
Everybody loves sequels, right?
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Saving Mr. Banks; Blue is the Warmest Color
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Out of the Furnace; The Book Thief
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Oldboy; Homefront; Frozen; Philomena
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Dallas Buyer's Club; Delivery Man
These games are making me hungry!
How I Live Now
Yeah, this is just how I live now, you know?
Thor: The Dark World; Free Birds; About Time
He's back... again.
Ender's Game; Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa; The Counselor; 12 Years a Slave
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Escape Plan; Carrie; The Fifth Estate; Big Ass Spider!
Old men get their human rights violated for your entertainment.
Captain Phillips; Machete Kills; Escape From Tomorrow
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Gravity; Curse of Chucky; Battle of the Year
Sandra Bullock falls into the void.
Runner Runner; Don Jon; Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
Insert poker analogy here.
Prisoners; Rush; Short Term 12
Dads in search of daughters. Where are their daughters? They want them back.
Insidious: Chapter 2; The Family; I Spit on Your Grave 2; The Grandmaster
Oh no, it's a baby in a horror movie. Cue demons.
Riddick; Getaway; Closed Circuit; I Declare War
Look at that shiny orange head!
The Way Way Back
He's not drowning himself, he's doing his Dustin Hoffman impression.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters; You're Next; The World's End; Kick-Ass 2; Mortal Instruments: City of Bones; The Spectacular Now
Variety in quality is the spice of life.
The Butler; Jobs; The Conspiracy; Planes; Paranoia; Fruitvale Station; Magic Magic; Blue Jasmine
Cinema exploded this week. We're just picking up the pieces.
Elysium; We're The Millers; Lovelace
The Bourne Machinery? Are you guys even trying anymore?
The Smurfs 2; 2 Guns
Two... that is the number that is in the title of both of these films.
The Wolverine; R.I.P.D.; The To Do List; Grabbers; Nor'easter; Breaking the Girls
Spoilers: It's about boners.
Turbo; The Conjuring; Red 2; Only God Forgives; The Frozen Ground
Don't get me started on this one.
Pacific Rim; Grown Ups 2; The Hunt; Copperhead
More than meets the eye. No, wait... wrong robots.
The Lone Ranger; Despicable Me 2; The Bling Ring
That's not The Lone Ranger. He's not even alone.
White House Down; The Heat; Before Midnight; Much Ado About Nothing
And now for a Die Hard knockoff your kids can see!
World War Z; Monsters University
It's powerful and brilliant. You'll all hate it.
Man of Steel; This Is the End; As Cool as I Am
Is it a bird? Is it a pla- ...wait, we already did this joke.
The Internship; V/H/S/2; The Iceman; Frances Ha; South of Sanity
Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold!
After Earth; The Purge; Now You See Me; Java Heat
How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess?
The Hangover Part III; Epic
Yeah, that look of horror says it all.
Fast & Furious 6; Peeples; The Sapphires
The backs of bald men and other exciting images await inside.
Star Trek Into Darkness; The Great Gatsby; To the Wonder; Aftershock
Have you ever Star Trekked Into Darkness? Thought not.
The Big Wedding; Upstream Color
Is Robert De Niro crying or laughing there? Only one way to find out...
Iron Man 3; Pain & Gain; Mud; Postal
Joy of joys, they made another one.
Oblivion; 42; The Place Beyond the Pines; Scary Movie 5
This week, Current Releases takes a look back at basically everything.
Evil Dead; Emperor; Trance; Welcome to the Punch; Jurassic Park 3D
They're evil... they're dead... and therefore no threat to you.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation; The Host
Why not recreate The Rock's head with a boiled egg this Easter weekend? It's fun for all the family.
Spring Breakers; The Croods; Olympus Has Fallen; Admission
Spring Break, bitches!
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone; The Call; Escape From Planet Earth
Like we'd believe any magic trick from someone with such terrible hair plugs.
Oz the Great and Powerful; Dead Man Down; The Guilt Trip
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Jack the Giant Slayer; 21 and Over; The Last Exorcism Part II; Stoker; Snitch
He's a slayer of giants, not a slayer who is giant.
Dark Skies; A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
The adventures of Horror Dad.
A Good Day to Die Hard; Identity Thief; Beautiful Creatures; Safe Haven
Ah, what a lovely day to die hard.
Side Effects; Crawlspace
Warning: may cause dizziness, nausea and reading film reviews.
Bullet to the Head; Warm Bodies; The ABCs of Death; A Year in Short Films
Can Walter Hill rekindle the flame of his old successes?
Movie 43; Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters; Parker; John Dies at the End
It happened. They finally made the worst movie.
The Last Stand; Broken City; Mama; Promised Land
He's back again...
Gangster Squad; Zero Dark Thirty; A Haunted House; Any Day Now
Gangsters beware! There's a squad against you now.
The Impossible; Texas Chainsaw 3D; Hitchcock; Hyde Park on Hudson
It's the bad week to end all bad weeks. Must be awards season.
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