Gulliver's Travels; True Grit; Little Fockers
A grit on shit sandwich for your reading pleasure.
Tron: Legacy; Yogi Bear; The Fighter
Lightcycles, Fighters and Bears! Oh my!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader; The Tourist
It's international bad acting week.
The Warrior's Way
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade's childhood dreams are fulfilled.
Tangled; Burlesque
The Crazy Eights take on the girliest weekend of the year.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
The freaks come out to share their views on the latest adventures of the young wizard.
Unstoppable; Skyline; Morning Glory
Three good films, who would have thought it?
Due Date; Megamind; Four Lions; Conviction
Only one of these films is good. Can you guess which one?
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter; Monsters; Burke and Hare
It's Hallowe'en and that means a new Saw movie IN MIND BLOWING 3-D! Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison checks it out.
Paranormal Activity 2; Hereafter
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison and Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade investigate some spooky goings-on.
Red
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade is tickled pink by Red.
Life as We Know It; Secretariat; My Soul to Take
Three bad-to-middling films. It must be early October.
The Social Network; Buried; Let Me In
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade friends The Social Network, Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison digs Buried and Martin R. "Vargo" Schneider refuses to Let Me In.
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Martin R. "Vargo" Schneider witnesses an old man released from prison and Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade does some birdwatching.
Easy A; Devil; The Town
Three reviews for films of increasing quality.
Resident Evil: Afterlife; Winter's Bone
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison reviews the worst film of the year and Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade tells you all about a little gem called Winter's Bone.
Machete; The American
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade gets beheaded by Machete and Martin R. "Vargo" Schneider is the next taget for The American.
Takers; The Last Exorcism
Martin R. "Vargo" Schneider gives his take on Takers and Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade experiences The Last Exorcism.
Piranha 3D; The Switch
It's Current Releases' first birthday and we have reviews of Piranha 3D and The Switch for you. Now, what did you get us?
The Expendables; Scott Pilgrim vs. The World; Eat Pray Love
The epitome of manliness, the paragon of nerdiness and Eat Pray Love as well.
Step Up 3D
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison declares Step Up 3D a dud.
Cats & Dogs: The Return of Kitty Galore; Dinner For Schmucks
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wades continues reviewing films starring dogs and new Crazy Eight Martin R. "Vargo" Schneider enjoys Dinner for Schmucks.
Salt
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade acquires a taste for Salt.
Inception; The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison has a dream in which Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade has a dream in Nic Cage is a wizard.
Predators; Despicable Me
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison hunts down Predators, while Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade's heart grew three sizes during Despicable Me.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade tries his damned hardest to enjoy and/or comprehend The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Grown Ups
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade decides it's time for Adam Sandler and co. to grow up.
Toy Story 3
Donovan Laird of the Wasteland Chronicle sets his differences aside and warms to Toy Story 3.
The A-Team
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade loves it when a review comes together.
Marmaduke
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade stares into the eyes of the beast known as Marmaduke and lives to tell the tale.
Sex & The City 2; Shrek Forever After
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison and Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade take an endurance test with Sex and the City 2 and Shrek Forever After respectively. Can either man be said to have won?
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison jumps at the chance to review Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. And not before time.
Robin Hood
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison is very entertained by Ridley Scott's latest entry into the world of Robin Hood movies.
Furry Vengeance; Year One
Donovan Laird of The Wasteland Chronicle sends some retrospective reviews back in time for the benefit of we ignorant past-dwellers.
Iron Man 2; A Nightmare on Elm Street
ProfessorClumsy and bad movie knight review Iron Man 2 and A Nightmare on Elm Street respectively. Plus, SuperMechaGodzilla explains why comics and films shouldn' mix.
The Losers; The Back-up Plan
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade losed interest in The Losers and Robert "Macrame_God" Seeders tries a Back-up Plan of his own. See what I did there?
Kick-Ass
Ian 'ProfessorClumsy' Maddison can't fly, but he can review 'Kick-Ass.'
Date Night
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade goes on a date with nobody to see Date Night. Turns out that wasn't the best idea.
Clash of the Titans; The Last Song
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison is slightly offended by Clash of the Titans. Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade, meanwhile, hopes that The Last Song will mark the end of Miley Cirus' career.
How to Train Your Dragon; Hot Tub Time Machine
Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade and Robert "Macrame_God" Seeders take lessons in how to train their hot tub to travel through time to an era where Vikings roamed and Chevy Chase got work.
The Bounty Hunter
After watching 'The Bounty Hunter,' Robert "Macrame_God" Seeders cried in bed, moaning 'Why did this have to happen?'
Green Zone; Remember Me
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison enjoys Green Zone. Ben "Slvbarek" Altenberg and Robert "Macrame_God" Seeders team up to review Remember Me.
Alice in Wonderland; Brooklyn's Finest
Ian "ProfessorClumsy" Maddison plunges into the rabbit hole, and Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade checks out Brooklyn's Finest.
Cop Out; The Crazies
Jay Dub thinks that Cop Out is Kevin Smith's masterpiece and can't get enough and Macrame_God watches The Crazies ten consecutive times because he loves it so much. Except not really.
Shutter Island
Robert "Macrame_God" Seeders pays a little visit to Shutter Island.
The Wolfman; The Lightning Thief
ProfessorClumsy is left conflicted by The Wolfman, Macrame_God completely hates Percy Jackson and Jay Dub finds Valentine's Day lamentable.
From Paris With Love; The Red Riding Trilogy
Macrame_God finds From Paris WIth Love to be very much mediocre. Meanwhile, ProfessorClumsy implores American audiences to see The Red Riding Trilogy.
When in Rome; Edge of Darkness
Donovan Laird sends word from the future on the historical significance of When In Rome. Meanwhile, Slvbarek takes on Mel Gibson revenge-flick Edge of Darkness.
Legion; The Tooth Fairy
Jay Dub and Macrame_God face the onslaught of Hollywood's angels and fairies. Herein they review Legion and The Tooth Fairy and neither prove impressive.
The Book of Eli
Macrame_God offers moviegoers some Basic Instructions Before Leaving for 'Eli.'
Daybreakers; Youth in Revolt
New vampire cash-in Daybreakers proves too silly for its own good and Michael Cera vehicle Youth in Revolt offers nothing new.
Sherlock Holmes; The Best of 2009
This week we take a look at Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes and present some of the best films of the past year.
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