Hobo outwits prostitute. catheter sex dream. banana herself. Chump Farts. ebony granny. saggers.
As I was walking in the bathroom, to my surprise Bill Murray was walking out. ‘Hey you're Bill Mur-‘ I was cut off as he quickly dragged me into the bathroom and started beating me. I cowered into the fetal position, his powerful strikes sending shoots of pain throughout my body. He stared deep into my eyes and said ‘No one will ever believe you.’
The slingshot will have a silencer and you can use it to do execution-style finishing attacks on fallen lizards.
What is the meaning of Olympics? Dogs, tarps, misery.
Connect the dots to see popular NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his famous 'Spaghetti Smile'!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS! SHERMAN HAS LOST HIS MIND! PEYTON IS COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF! WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S ELI MANNING'S MUSIC!
When asked about his reasons for directing a dark, gritty take on the shared Batman/Superman universe, director Zack Snyder replied by saying "[sound of slot machine paying out]."
most people aren't a fan of brutally dieing in gruesome ways, but I guess I'm not most people.
I'm the obese elderly man standing naked in the middle of the locker room. I think I'll just stand here a while longer.