MC CHIPMUNK FACE: "I'd like to dedicate this next song to my wife, the Bloated Eskimo."
BLOATED ESKIMO: "I think I have a small midwestern family lodged in my fat ass."
SMALL MIDWESTERN FAMILY: "It is very warm in here and there's enough food to feed us for the next 500 years."
MC CHIPMUNK FACE: "My wife is a fat slob. I'm ashamed."