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- Enoch Yablonski: UglyCat: "RROOWWWWWWRRRR!!! That fish has got the sucking power of your junior-high-school-comments about these photos, you halfwit hog humping corpsical! ROOOWWWWRRRR!!!"
- Enoch Yablonski: UglyCat: "RRRRROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!! I sure wouldn't want to piss you off, hagbag! I'd be afraid you'd somehow wedge yourself out of your wheelchair and all those goddamn boils on your ass would explode and flood the town with your rotten assjuice! RRROOOWWWRRRRR!!!"
- Enoch Yablonski: "OKAY, I THINK I LOCKED OUT THAT GENETIC ZOO FREAK FROM MY COMPUTER WEBSCREEN MACHINE, NOW WHERE WAS I, OH YEAH, THIS IS A PHOTO OF SOME SUMPPUMP THAT TRIED TO SHORTCHANGE ME AT THE COSTCO, I BEAT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A FROZEN HAM UNTIL HE STARTED SPITTING UP BLOOD AND WHAT I THINK WAS SEMEN, BUT UNLIKE MY BROTHER CLIFF, I DIDN'T STICK AROUND TO SAMPLE IT, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME CLIFF WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO STEAL BACON FROM SOME SENIOR CITIZEN'S HONDA?"
- Enoch Yablonski: UglyCat: "RRRRROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!! What the hell did you just do to my keyboard, you elderly asshole? Whatever you did, I fixed it, and now I'm gonna piss liquid venom acid into your clawed-out, empty eye sockets! ROOOWWWWRRR!!!!"
- Enoch Yablonski: UglyCat: "RRRRROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!! Fuck you, Enoch! That wasn't even nearly funny! ROOOWWWWRRR!!!!"
Enoch Yablonski: UglyCat: Enoch Yablonski: "YOU LYING WAD OF HAIR, I'M GONNA PULL YOUR LEGS OFF AND CRAM EM SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU'LL BE DIRECTING TRAFFIC FROM YOUR ASSHOLE!"
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