I HATE YOU PAGE 185

HAPPY HUSBAND: "Oh come on honey, let's take a nice family picture in the fake woods."

BURNT SIENNA WIFE: "OHHHHH GOD MY FACE MY FACE OHH GOD"

HAPPY HUSBAND: "Shhh, don't let the elfboy see us fighting."

Oh well this certainly is nice.

One time about a year ago Lake Meatshore flooded and washed a bunch of shit into all the homes in Appleton City. I spent weeks cleaning shit like this out of my garage. I never knew trash from the lake could be so goddamn fruity.

Fake female A-man-da Shaftenrod gets nailed to the wall. Literally.

Officer Androgynous and Alien Al rent a room at the Ramada Inn so they can practice their newest Broadway Play, "Getting Thrown Out of a Ramada Inn Because Cliff Yablonski Called Up and Said They Had a Bomb."

I SEARCH FOR MYSTERIES!