I HATE YOU PAGE 251

AARRRGGH NOOOO

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oh no evarybody turn yuor computar machenes off, a COMPUTAR WIZZARD SI ONLEINE and he will steals yuor gold from yuor Ultimay Online charactar. HE HAS A CLOACK OF INVISIABILITY +10 AND ROLLS ALL TEH 290 SIDED DICE FOR A SIAMPAL GAME PLAN TO SUCCESS and no dwarfes becuase I saw "Teh Hobbit" adn let me tells yuo, taht was a movie whitch lacked a certain aspect of qualiety if yuo knows what I mean!

C:\>HEY THATS DOS!!!!

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THIS CHICK SI HOT, I WANT HER PHOEN NUMBAR AND A PICATARE OF HER BREASTS SO IF YUO HAEV EITHAR PLEAS SENT THEM INTO ME BY USEING AN EMALE MACHENE LIEK MICROSOFT BUT NOT LUNIX BECAUSE THEN I CANT READS THEM>?

WOAH NELLY!!!


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grandma appears out of a flying man's guts!!! HELO GRANDMA, BURST FROM A CHEST TO MAKE TEH SCENE, A GORGESOUS PICNIC!!!

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GREASY WIENAR INTO A MOUTH, A RESIPIE FOR MAN LOVE AND TOO TELLS YUO TEH TRUTH, I DONT LIEK WHAT I SEE!!!

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OH NO KITCHAN WITCH COUGHS UP SLUGS OF A TIME! THIS SI A WORSTED PARTY IVE EVAR SEENE, AND I'VE EVEN BEEN TO TEH PARTY AT JERRYS WHEN HE SAW A CLOWN AND THREW UP ON TEH CLOWN AND SAW A HORSE AND THREW UP ON TEH HORSE AND SAW HIS THROW UP AND THREW UP ON TEH THRWOW UP!!! UGH, WAHT A STUPENDOUS FAGOT!

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