While the 38 nuclear power plants in South Appleton pretty much insure that these puss-oozing jackbats never build up a sperm count greater than their shoe size, they still find other ways to put more "pep" into their not-so-private parts. I don't remember who the fuck this nappyhaired candied cretin is, but I remember that kitchen in the background. It took me 10 seconds to tear out all their sink pipes and throw them into Miller's Creek out back. I can't remember what the hell they did to piss me off so much, but you can assume it was pretty annoying, whatever it was. I think their meaty kid took a picture of me pissing in their well.